neat little space wasters!!!.. take a look
(purple: taken around 7-19-05)
f i r s t s
First best friend: kate cameron (i <3 u babe!)
First
real kiss: i dunt recall
First real break-up: mike was my first boyfriend soo id assume it'd be him?
First screen name:
bn149 <--LMAO dont ask!
First self purchased album: prolly sum britney spears cd HAHA i was like 8 lol
First funeral:
i was probably at one when i was like a baby.. how am i supposed to remember who it was!!!
First pets: my cat muffin..
i miss muffin :-(:-(
First piercing/tattoo: my ears :-P
First credit card: uuumm none? lol
First true love: obviously
i have no 'tru love' if im still sitting here alone...
First REAL enemy: Myself.. and also ALICIA WALIGORA <--ugh i
HATE her
First big trip: mexico?
First music you remember hearing in your house: probably some weird christian music
hahhahaha
l a s t s
Last cigarette: like a day ago
Last car ride: coming home from tha lake
Last kiss: four days ago
Last good cry: i think its beena while for this one :-)
Last library book checked out: some book about a jew and he
went to the nazi camp .. or w.e.
Last movie seen: the SPONGEBOB MOVIE.. lmao.. good stuff
Last beverage drank: orange sodaaaa
Last food consumed: wafer cookies.. they were messsyyy
Last crush: mike :-)
Last phone call:
mike
Last time showered: like 20 minutes ago
Last shoes worn: my sandles that are purple w. yellow polka
dots and have a flower on them. :-)
Last item bought: a big gallon of MILK!
Last annoyance: my sister
Last time wanting
to die: um?
Last time scolded: i dont remember?
What comes to mind when you hear..
..snow?: dwarfs
..rain?: dance
..tornado?: a mailbox
flying in the air
..summer love?: :-)
..Jon?: john mahar.. emily's dad.... lol
..Mike?: my boyfriend
..Shea?:
my sis's dumb friend rachael shea
..banana?: BRIANNA!
..dizzy?: spinning down long roads
..Laura?: BEAUTIFUL
LAURA FROM SHORELAND
..Juan?: juanito!
..car?: binoculars
..white?: WHIPPED CREAM
..peppermint?: hotel mints
..New
Found Glory?: that one band
..placebo?: idk wtf that means haha
..orange juice?: anti-pulp!
..candid camera?: .....
..sister?:
andrea
..brother?: brother bear LOL
..hate?: amber huber
..school?: fire
..President?: kerry is hott LOL
..football?:
stupid?
..rap?: dogshit
..pop?: cat shit
..rock?: heaven :-)
..punk?: earthly happiness
..death?: blood
..baby?:
cute lil bubbles of joy
..duuude?: tooootalllyyyyy
..the end?: romeo and juliet
What makes you laugh?: almost anything! seriously!
Who is your hero?: bo bice <3
Who
would you want to be tied to for 24 hours?: my cat jimmy lol fer real
How many pairs of shoes do you own?:
5 or 6 pairs that i wear.. and sum other gay shoes that i barely look at nemore lol
Seriously... Where does the other sock
end up?: i swear to god my washer n dryer EAT it.. im not kiddin u mon!
Who do you blame for your mood today?: ..... i
dont no!
If the Internet were sex... I would: be a fricken whore. slut. prostitute. WHATEVER u call it. and id prolly have
a bunch of diseases. damn virus's.. haha
Have you ever seen a dead body?: yes..
What is something scientists need to
invent?: somethin that holds the cup for u while u take them damn peeing tests at the doctor LOL (dont ask)
What should
we do with stupid people?: put them up high and have the dmb stuck up people learn lessons from them. stupid ppl are cool!!
Have
you ever broken a bone?: noope ima lucky ducky
Do you watch local news? Why?: if its like.. on.. the i do. cuz i duno i
like to know whats goin on in the world and theres so many sick things happening and its neat to talk about it with other
people and share opinions
What happens after you die?: people cry and then u get burried
How
big is your bed? Big enough?: twin bed at my dads n queen at my ma's.
How long do you think you will live?: i hope a long
time but it might be shortened cuz i smoke
Would You, Wouldn't You, You Did?
Pet a snake: did
Spend a week in an empty room: would
Ride in a hot-air balloon: would
Sky
dive: would
Sing in front of a huge audience: WOULDNT
scuba dive: would!!!
Sit in the front seat of a roller coaster:
did
Deliver a baby: would
Swim across the Amazon River: wouldnt
Change careers: i dont have a career as it is..
Disappear
for a long period of time: would
Walk through the forest alone at night: wouldnt
Join a space mission: OMG TOTALLY WOULD!
Tell everyone what you honestly think of them: would,did,do
Call off your wedding: would
Walk naked thru New York
City during rush hour for 10 min: haha would (mayb)
Walk up to Mike Tyson and call him a girl: would (even tho i dont no
who mike tyson is)
Disarm a bomb: wouldnt
CLean the outside windows of a skyscraper: would
Draw a mustache on the
Mona Lisa with a permanent marker: would fa sho
Go on tour with Elvis: wouldnt (hes dead anyways dumbasses)
Go swimming
during a thunder storm: would and kinda did
Preform surgury on your best friend: WOULDNT
^HAHA IM SO FRICKEN GAY MAN! LOL
Have you ever taken goggles into the shower with you?: yes
Have you ever stared at the blobs in
a lava lamp for more than an hour?: yeah when i was grounded and stuck in my room for like 3 days straight lol
Do you feel
bad for a spider when someone steps on it?: yes :-(
Have you ever wondered why M&M's are the color they are?: nope.
Did you memorize how to spell supercalafragilisticexpealedocious?: yes :-)
Do you know the names of all the American
presidents?: no!!
Do you still wonder if Elvis is alive?: no
Have you ever tried to jump off the roof of your house?:
no
Do you own a Chia-pet?: no
Do you consider any/all blondes to be dumb?: yes including myself HAHA
Do you have
0 TV's in your house?: no
Do you have more than 10 pets living in your house?: no
Is your favorite movie of all time
rated G?: yes! i <3 lion king! (specially lion king 1 1/2!!)
Do you buy more than 5 cd's a week?: no
Do you hear
voices?: ya
Is your favorite color tangerine?: no
Is your favorite food turtle soup?: no
Do you spend more time in
your house than you do with your friends?: ya
Have you ever watched an entire episode of the teletubbies?: YES ahah gay
lil things
Did you ever have an imaginary friend when you were little?: yeah
Do you ever talk to yourself?: ya
Do
you sing in the shower?: ya
Do you have more than 5 body piercings?: yeah each of my ears are pierced 5 times
Do you
have hidden video cameras in your house?: sometimes i get scared i do at my moms cuz we found a lil hidden video camera in
our mailbox once like someone planted it there so they mite have put one in our house too. =-O
Did you ever think that
the government was spying on you?: yea sometimes
Do you cover yourself in tin-foil, and put coat hangers on the ceiling?:
no
Do you make things out of dollar bills when you are bored at the lunch tabl: yes
Have you ever won a contest in which
you had to guess: YES good stuff man
Have you ever trash picked?: LOL YES.. damn camp phillip made me!
Can you fling
stuff out of your nose?: yea one time a booger flung out of my nose LOL
Do you know the meaning of life?: no way man
Have
you ever picked on someone smaller than you,just cuz u thought it would be funny? haha yea .. we did it to the lil like 1st
graders at friedens
Do you count down the amount of days left in the school year?: mmhhmm
Did u ever see things that
aren't really there?: yes... evil monkeys:(
Do you see dead people?: yea sometimes i look across the room real fast and
think i see a dead person but then it goes away
Is this a yes or no question?: yes!
Have you ever worn clothes
that belonged to someone else?: ya
Do you enjoy tight clothing?: yeah.. i like tight shirts and some tight pants
Have
you ever gone a whole week without brushing your teeth?: yeah um once i forgot a toothbrush when i went camping and u couldnt
buy them newhere. it was gross :-(
Do you sleep with the lights on?: no
Do you consider money to be a form of evil?:
yes
Have you ever played bloody knuckles?: yes its scary :-(
Have you ever had the urge to have a pickle and peanut
butter sandwich?: YES omg those are so good and everyone should eat them!!!! no one believes me!!!!
Have you ever had a
crush on a teacher?: yes :-D
Do you believe fairy tales do come true?: yes now i do
Do you or have you ever enjoyed
using yo-yo's?: yes i USED to enjoy them
Do you believe in superstition?: yes
Do you like DIET soda?: NOOO
Do you
watch cartoon shows every day?: yeah rite before i go to bed i watch adult swim which normally is like.. family guy n then
futurama or somthing
Do you read books for fun?: yes
Give yourself 2% insanity for every "yes" you answered.
So
what's your insanity percentage?: 72%
more than half of me is insanity! hahahah crazy man!!
i did one of those little story things online where you fill out the words they want you to before
you see the story. (ex. adjectives, colors, verbs.. etc) and then after you fill out the words.. they show you your little
story. hahaha funny shiz man!! check em out!! (the bold words are the words that i came up w/ b4 i seen the story)
Subject: The LONELY NAILS in the LIVING ROOM and Other Business.
From: Mr. BLACK, SPOON Supervisor
To:
All Employees of SAD COW Inc.
It has come to my CREATIVE attention that the LIVING ROOM has been TIMIDLY HIT BEFORE with LONELY NAILS.
I am tired of dealing with IRRITATED employees and their LONELY NAILS. The LIVING ROOM is meant for FLYING. It is not a PAPER
room.
On a more STUPID note, I would like to CRY all of you for the UGLY work you all did on the RED LITTLE
BLUE BOX account. You should all be FLIRTACIOUSLY SLAPPED.
Also, be sure to welcome HEATHER, the newest member of the DUCK department. They will be a DISABLED
SCISORS to our family.
CREEPILY Yours,
Mr. BLACK, SPOON Supervisor.
Once upon a time there has a young STRIPPER named MUFASA. He was DISCOMBOBULATEDLY FLYING in the
CREEPY forest when he met CONFUSED LARRY, a run-away BARTENDER from the COLD Queen COREY.
MUFASA could see that CONFUSED LARRY was hungry so he reached into his LITTLE RUBBERMAID CONTAINER
and give him his COOL STEAK. CONFUSED LARRY was thankful for MUFASA's STEAK, so he told MUFASA a very HOTT story about Queen
COREY's daughter HEATHER. How her mother, the COLD Queen COREY, kept her locked away in a ROMANESQUE BULIDING protected by
a gigantic GIRAFFE, because HEATHER was so SAD.
MUFASA HUNG. He vowed to CONFUSED LARRY the BARTENDER that he would save the SAD HEATHER. He would
HIT the GIRAFFE, and take HEATHER far away from her eveil mother, the COLD Queen COREY, and SLAPPED her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a LONELY ORGY and CONFUSED LARRY the BARTENDER began to laugh. With
a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic GIRAFFE from his story. COLD Queen COREY LIT out from behind a COODIE and struck
MUFASA dead. In the far off ROMANESQUE BULIDING you could hear a *MOOOOOO*.
THE END.
omg i love those stories hahahahahhah they make me laugh really hard aahhhhhh
